White people destroyed 3/4s of the world for spices and have the nerve not to season their food.
F is for vodka
U is for vodka
N is for vodka.
i would not want to be named bert because every time you made a decision someone would be like are you sherbert
your name is bert isnt it
One time my brother gave me my wallet for Christmas. Not a wallet, my wallet. As in the wallet I already owned and it was missing $20. My brother stole $20 from me for Christmas.
i can’t wait until i’m 18 and i’m able to hold hands with people legally
be sure to use protection
getting paired with a cute person for a class project
The sexual tension between you and your posters as you’re getting dressed
I can only imagine how hot and bothered my world map gets.