SQUAWK

the-vashta-nerada:

• hey bro
• bro
• broski
• brosicle
• broseidon, god of the brocean
• brotato chip
• brotein shake
• brosef stalin
• barack brobama
• teddy brosevelt
• don quibrote
• adrien brody
• gallilebro gallilei
• napoleon bronaparte
• brobo cop
• leonardo dicapribro
• broseph mengele 
• bro nye the science guy
• selena bromez
• broey deschanel 
• bro dimaggio
• wolfgang amadaeus brozart
• brohemian rhapsody
• osama bro laden
• mighty bro young
• brodo the hobbit bro
• broprah winfrey 
• broby dick
• abroham lincoln
• what’s up

thetruthboutmylies:

is0lated-system:

littlemisspartyhardy:

sunpeach:

okay does anyone else find it kind of strange that dove makes chocolate and body soap

magnum makes condoms and popsicles lol

Bic makes lighters and school supplies

Yamaha makes motorbikes and pianos

I make you sad and sexually frustrated

the-fault-in-our-bacon:

a-world-of-locked-rooms:

psychocereals:

jessica-the-human:

kosmicwheel:

crateshya:

darknephilim:

thesickestjokes:

Turquoise is the best colour in the world.

It’s cyantifically proven.

you fucking didnt

COLOUR

PUNS

I red that and now I feel violeted. I’m indigonant.

Turquoise is the best colour?? Psht, that’s just a pigment of your imagination.

you little shits.

That fact just blue me away

I laughed so much when I red this

ladyclintbarton:

last-songieversing:

aguamentis:

gargoylesarecool:

ectoghostologist:

i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid 

They talk shit about other students if they like you enough too.

did you mean band directors

teachers who love your class are the best because all they do is bitch about their other classes.

This was my band director in every way

fleshlucifer:

cyberthug13:

dam can you imagine a porno with good acting

like oscar worthy

makin you cry and shit while you jackin off

biologytextbook:

a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop

vincentvangoghoutwithme:

ok so last night i stayed up until 3am and went on club penguin and pretended to lay an egg and took a series off screenshots and i laughed so much i cried and i was like “this is it, this is whats going to make me tumblr famous” and i forgot to post them and i just found them again and

 

i think i may have overreacted 

rebelhooker:

urban dictionary is like the sexually experienced older sister I never had who I can ask what slang means without my parents knowing I asked

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”