friends are constantly coming to me for advice about their relationships and love lives and i’m just
trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on
Peeta and katniss’ daughter slowly began to learn about the games and the Capitol and the rebellion in school. One day she came home and told her parents that a real soldier rebellion veteran came to school to talk to them. She turned to her mother and asked, “Did you know a soldier named Gale Hawthorne?”
GO SIT IN THE CORNER
WHY WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?!!! THIS IS SO NOT OKAY AT ALL OMG
oh, i’m sorry, is my skirt too short for you?
well, that sucks cause your dick is too short for me.
you can’t see my dick but i can see ya skirt so ya argument is invalid
the fact that she can’t see your dick may be enough validation
i could be dead right now and my dog could be typing this who knows