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yungterra:

You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.

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Classmate: How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?
Me: How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if no one likes you?
Source: abelskye

miniaturewhiski:

y’all getting really specific like “where are all the indie boys with messy shoulder length brown hair and blue eyes who are between 6’ and 6’4 whose favourite vampire weekend album is contra but knows mvotc is their best album and drinks their coffee black with 3.2 sugars and smokes cheap cigarettes on a balcony at 2:23 am” like….. chill

(via oh-shaniqwa-we-goin-down)

Source: miniaturewhiski

this goes out to all my homies back on fox news

Posted 8/22/14 @ 12:35 AM #

(via canadumb)

Source: gunsounds

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

SQUAD

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Source: vinebox